Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Review: Operation Foreplay by Christine Hughes
SLOWING DOWN THE SEX-CELERATOR . . .Melody Ashford hates waiting for anything-especially sex. But after a disastrous affair and a one-nighter with Mr. Micropenis, Mel realizes she's suffering from some bad bedroom juju. And no amount of hot, casual, or friends-with-benefits hookups is going to fix it. Instead, Mel's decided to resist the demands of her ladyparts.
Saying no might have been no problem . . . except that her temporary roommate, Jared Myers, is all kinds of hot male sex on a stick. Now Mel is consumed by all manner of dirty thoughts, and remembering why she decided to "go slow" is getting harder and harder. ~ Goodreads
Source: e-arc provided by the publisher via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review
Review:
First let me start out by saying how much I loved the sex positive characters in this book. Everyone has a healthy libido and there’s zero slut shaming. There were some truth bombs dropped from friends but those came from a place of love not shame. But…
I get it – you all have sex, love sex, do kinky things and like to talk about it with each other. Incessantly. I think this book crossed the line from fun and sassy to cloying after a while.
The book starts with Melody having an affair with her married boss. I tamped down my judgment because I understood that this was going to be about Melody’s growth and eventual hook up with another guy. But…
There are more hot scenes with the married boss (& as far as I could tell – unprotected sex) than Jared and Melody is just filled with contradictions. She loves sex, has lots of hot sex with different men (pre-Jared) but then complains no one ever turns her on but her boss. She longs for him to leave his wife but then talks about not wanting a serious relationship. It’s not major but I kept saying huh? Who are you Melody?
But the most annoying thing of all was the repetitive use of the phrases “lady boner” and “I’m going to blow a load” by Melody and Jared.
Once she starts dating Jared, they agree to a no sex rule so that they can base their relationship on something more - which is admirable.
The lack of sex (no sex – including no masturbation) should have led to a lot of sexual tension but after a while they just sounded like two annoying teenagers who make each other horny and then the end was so abrupt I was like – that’s it – it’s over???
If you like bawdy stories and friends with no filter. Melody shows a lot of growth without changing her personality and there are a lot of laughs. Like I said – it’s very sex positive and Jared is relentlessly sexy in his pursuit of Melody. This just wasn't the book for me.
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This is the lady boner book??!!! After read in ft get synopsis and your review, I'm pretty sure this is not for me.
ReplyDeleteQuestion though - even though Melody has sworn to slow down...she's still having sex with her boss??
It is! It was kind of funny but soooo repetitive with the lady boner stuff. Like it was trying to hard to be edgy.
DeleteSo for the question - this is when she's dating Jared. No sex (including masturbation) until her b'day - which I think was around 4 weeks or so.
I do not get this at all....
ReplyDeleteIt was just a big horn ball fest lol
DeleteLady boner...so pretty, not
ReplyDeleteOnce...funny. Dozens of times...nope
DeleteNope! I would be out at the sleeping with the boss and have absolutely no prob calling her a slut. Don't care even a little if that makes me not PC.
ReplyDeleteI tried to ignore that since I knew going in she was having an affair and that wasn't going to be the HEA but it was written in a way that didn't always make sense or gel with her personality/what she was saying.
DeleteNah, not for me too. You and I have similar tastes when it comes to romance
ReplyDeleteI think you would like it more than I did.
DeleteYou loved Virgin and it has that kind of say whatever - friend vibe.
Yeah, this is probably not for me. Sex positive is good, but sleeping with a married man is tacky -- and usually a road to nowhere. (but lol I'm addicted to the Affair on Showtime....)
ReplyDeleteJen @ YA Romantics
I knew that going in and I knew she was going to get an HEA with another guy so I was willing to wait for her to grow as a character but I'm not sure she ever realized how wrong it was to sleep with a married guy - just that he wasn't leaving his wife for her. Which isn't he same thing. Plus, she never has consistant feelings about the married guy
Deleteumm lady boner? I don't know how to feel about it, amused? disturbed? lol
ReplyDelete1st time - amused. 50th time - disturbed lol
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