the friday 5

Tis the season….for weird toys.

I watch the Cartoon Network a lot and once the holiday season kicks in the toy commercials come out in full force but I thought these games were a little odd. lol

1

CHOW CROWN

Hasbro

“Playing with your food just got a whole new spin! It's Chow Crown from Hasbro Gaming. Fit your food on the forks and set the crown spinning. Can you gobble it up before the music stops? It's fast-paced crow-chomping action. “

So musical chairs but with food??

It just seems so messy lol

I think I would rather save my money and just toss food into someone’s mouth like a seal lol

2

PIMPLE PETE

Spin Master

“Combining a little “yuck” factor with a lot of fun factor, Pimple Pete is the pressure-packed, pimple popping game perfect for some gross-out fun on family game night. Pimple Pete’s face is covered with pimples and he needs your help “popping” them. There’s so, so many pimples – which one should you “pop”? Turn the spinner and the arrow will land on his forehead, left cheek, right cheek or chin. Choose a squishy pimple from that area and ever so carefully twist and wiggle the pimple out. Earn 1, 2 or 3 points for every pimple you extract depending on the level of difficulty. Don’t yank too hard or you might set off the Mega-Zit filled with water on his nose. “

One word. EWWWWWWW

3

CATCH THE FOX

Goliath

“uh oh -the Fox is in the hen house! This greedy fox is snapping up the chickens and stuffing them into his pockets. But when there are too many chickens, his pants will fall down and the chickens will escape! Roll the die to see how many chickens to add into the fox’s pockets, and push his head one time. Before you know it, the fox will lose his pants and the chickens will roll everywhere! Rescue the chickens and return them to your chicken coop. Be the first player to fill up your coop to win!“

So the goal is to pants a fox? Sounds a little pervy lol

And the fox isn't actually stealing chickens because you put them in his pants. He's being set up!

I'm overthinking this aren't I?? 😂

I watched a video review for this one and it seems overly complicated and slow going lol

4

DON’T STEP IN IT

Hasbro

“Be careful not to poop out while playing this hilarious game with messy consequences! Put on a blindfold, spin the spinner, and then take that many steps across the game mat. But watch out! Little piles of compound, molded in the shape of poop have been strategically placed on the mat. Sometimes players will have to add a poop, remove a poop, or even re-arrange the poops along the mat. Who can avoid the number twos to be number one to win?”

Twister but with poop?

Or I invite you could come to my back yard, barefoot, I'll blindfold you, and try to avoid stepping in dog poop if you're really feeling adventurous.

5

TOILET TROUBLE

Hasbro Gaming

“Which flush will cause the gush in Toilet Trouble?! Share some hilarious and suspense-filled moments as players take turns spinning the toilet paper roll, flushing the toilet handle, and hoping they don't get sprayed with water!”

Suspense filled!!!

Hilarious!

Or….you could just not stick your head close to the toilet and avoid getting splashed.

  💩💩  I know kids love potty humor – and in the case of two of these games – literal potty humor – but picking pimples, stepping in poop, getting sprayed by toilet water??

But I don’t have kids so you tell me – yay or nay?

Have you played any of these games?